Ah, yes, I am sure you will be interested in the following articles:
http://www.idlcoyote.com/math_tips/sk...
http://www.idlcoyote.com/math_tips/ra...
I don't know how to advise you on your text file reading problem, because you don't indicate what the error is. But I agree, if the problem was with IDL or the script, the problem would have been well-known by now. That fact that is isn't suggests that, uh, something else is probably wrong. Did you pay attention to line endings when you FTPed the data file to your machine?